I made a second blog to encompass my occult and paranormal and spiritual thoughts/experiences. I felt like I really needed a space just to write about those things, someplace (even if it's cyberspace) dedicated. So if your interested pop over there and check it out.
foxspillars.blogspot.com
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
A humorous response
I was reading about a study done by holland today. It was a study about the recent trend in the world where more women are being born and men developing far more feministic traits then normal. And while the article was very interesting the results pretty crazy. I found the responses and comments to be almost histerical. One commentor wanted to remind everyone that god is the creator and that all answers are with him. Well here is one guys' response to that post.
"you appear to want to educate people regarding God�s law. I have learned a great deal and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. For instance, when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination; end of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
1) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem, is my neighbours, they claim the odour is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
2) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4) Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to The Welsh but not The Scots. Can you clarify?
5) I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. I have reported him to the Police but they seem little interested, they say that the CPS would not follow up on it. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don�t agree. Can you settle this?
7) Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know that you have studied these things extensively so I am confident you can help. Thankyou again for reminding us that God is real, eternal and unchanging
"you appear to want to educate people regarding God�s law. I have learned a great deal and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. For instance, when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination; end of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
1) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem, is my neighbours, they claim the odour is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
2) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4) Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to The Welsh but not The Scots. Can you clarify?
5) I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. I have reported him to the Police but they seem little interested, they say that the CPS would not follow up on it. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don�t agree. Can you settle this?
7) Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know that you have studied these things extensively so I am confident you can help. Thankyou again for reminding us that God is real, eternal and unchanging
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Aww I AMM SADS!!
"If your dream was to one day see a Sum 41/
Avril Lavigne supergroup, we’ve got some
miserable news for you.
You have crap dreams. Seriously, try and upgrade your ambition a little. Oh, and the other piece of miserable news is that the aforementioned supergroup will never come to pass – following their recent split announcement, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have filed for divorce.
Apparently Avril Lavigne cited irreconcilable differences in her divorce papers, but that’s just legal talk. We think it means that they had to get divorced because literally nobody on the planet had thought about either of them once in the last two years.
Exciting news! There’s a very good chance that Avril Lavigne’s next record will be her messy break-up album! Hooray! Finally, we’ll get to see what gems can be conjured up when the brains behind Sk8er Boi and that Girlfriend song that sounded like every other song ever gets to plumb the very depths of her emotion. So chances are most of the songs will be identical to Sk8er Boi and Girlfriend, except they’ll have lyrics that rhyme ’sad’ with ‘bad’ and ‘divorce’ with ‘horse’.
Because, you see, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are no more. Although they announced their split a few weeks ago, Avril Lavigne has now formally filed for divorce. E! Online paints the sad picture of their final days together:
Irreconcilable differences were cited as the reason for the split, according to the petition filed last Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court… A source told E! News that Lavigne and Whibley had been “growing apart for months. They have become more like business partners rather than husband and wife.”
Just so you know, we think that ‘irreconcilable differences’ is a just a box that needs to be checked on the divorce form. Avril Lavigne almost certainly didn’t have to write it down by herself, otherwise we’re pretty sure that that the reason cited for the split would have been ‘I AMM SADS’ written in fingerpaint next to a crude picture of a sad face.
Similarly, we’re not sure that we buy this whole ‘business partner’ thing, either. Because if Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley really were business partners, then their business would have been stupid-haired pop-rock that nobody has really liked for at least five years, and their board of shareholders would have given them a vote of no confidence long before now.
But whatever the reason for their divorce, we hope that both Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley can go on to find happiness in other areas of their lives. For instance, maybe Avril Lavigne could throw herself into education and finally work out what that tricky number that comes after six is. And as long as there’s television there’ll always be a desperate need for a minor bumbling sitcom character called Deryck Whibley.
We wish them both well. By which we mean that we hope we never hear anything about either of them ever again."
That's right, she's a free woman again! Finally!
*copied from hecklerspray.com*
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Those damn satanists!!
This is a story from a website I found, that has been making me laugh loudly all night!
"Satanists can certainly be a pesky bunch. Not only do they insist on slitting goats all over town and hanging the entrails in a tinsel-like fashion around old abandoned barns, but their people skills are generally limited too. For instance, according to former mayor 'Ken Williams,' some time ago they kidnapped him and made him hide from his first family for approximately three decades.
Honestly devil-people, if you're gonna pull that kind of stuff then you are absolutely not welcome in any traditional society. Go on now – git.
Thirty years ago Ken Williams was named Don LaRose, and he was a podium-thumping preacher-man in New York state. Well apparently that didn't sit well with the New York's vast population of satanists, who he says nabbed him and administered several electro-shock treatments to drive their point home.
At some point the satanists told LaRose he had a choice – either join them or watch his wife and two kids murdered right in front of him.
Williams/LaRose explains his dilemma:
"The choice was to watch my family killed in front of my eyes or go with these people, and I chose instead to run."
He chose neither, and got out of town. He changed his name and went into hiding. Then at some point, as any government protection agency will tell you is a very wise move – he ran for mayor of Centerton, Arkansas in 2001 – and won the office. He says he didn't even remember about his old life until he was for some reason injected by a truth serum.
No details as to why he took the serum – but there are details as to how his almost 30 years in hiding began to fall apart. Williams, perhaps drawn by the deepest regions of his subconscious to his other self, or perhaps because the electro-shocks made him a touch retarded, started an incredibly detailed website about the life and disappearance of Don LaRose – starting with the marriage of LaRose's parents. The wife and two kids that he'd ditched years earlier stumbled upon the site, and wondered why of all the disappearances in the world Williams had decided to focus so intently on LaRose.
Then Bam! Truth serum and what have you. As we said in the beginning – those pesky satanists."
"Satanists can certainly be a pesky bunch. Not only do they insist on slitting goats all over town and hanging the entrails in a tinsel-like fashion around old abandoned barns, but their people skills are generally limited too. For instance, according to former mayor 'Ken Williams,' some time ago they kidnapped him and made him hide from his first family for approximately three decades.
Honestly devil-people, if you're gonna pull that kind of stuff then you are absolutely not welcome in any traditional society. Go on now – git.
Thirty years ago Ken Williams was named Don LaRose, and he was a podium-thumping preacher-man in New York state. Well apparently that didn't sit well with the New York's vast population of satanists, who he says nabbed him and administered several electro-shock treatments to drive their point home.
At some point the satanists told LaRose he had a choice – either join them or watch his wife and two kids murdered right in front of him.
Williams/LaRose explains his dilemma:
"The choice was to watch my family killed in front of my eyes or go with these people, and I chose instead to run."
He chose neither, and got out of town. He changed his name and went into hiding. Then at some point, as any government protection agency will tell you is a very wise move – he ran for mayor of Centerton, Arkansas in 2001 – and won the office. He says he didn't even remember about his old life until he was for some reason injected by a truth serum.
No details as to why he took the serum – but there are details as to how his almost 30 years in hiding began to fall apart. Williams, perhaps drawn by the deepest regions of his subconscious to his other self, or perhaps because the electro-shocks made him a touch retarded, started an incredibly detailed website about the life and disappearance of Don LaRose – starting with the marriage of LaRose's parents. The wife and two kids that he'd ditched years earlier stumbled upon the site, and wondered why of all the disappearances in the world Williams had decided to focus so intently on LaRose.
Then Bam! Truth serum and what have you. As we said in the beginning – those pesky satanists."
I found this interesting
LONDON (Reuters) – Why do some women's hearts race over the feminine features of Orlando Bloom while others are more attracted tomacho men like Daniel Craig?
Being on the contraceptive pill could be the reason, according to British scientists.
Researchers said that women whose hormones are chemically controlled are less likely to seek out muscular, rugged men.
Whereas, they say, ovulating women not on the pill "exhibit a preference for more masculine features, are particularly attracted to men showing dominance and male-male competitiveness and prefer partners who are genetically dissimilar to themselves."
Women on the pill tend to pick more effeminate men who look like themselves. This could lead to problems conceiving, according to the study conducted at the University of Sheffield.
"There is evidence that genetic similarity between couples might be linked with infertility," said the study, published in the Trends in Ecology and Evolution medical journal.
The birth control pill could also throw a spanner in the works of the laws of natural attraction as it prevents women giving off monthly fertility signals believed to be subtly alluring to men.
"Ovulation is associated with a profound shift in some female physical characteristics, behaviors and perceptions related to male attraction," the report said.
Being on the contraceptive pill could be the reason, according to British scientists.
Researchers said that women whose hormones are chemically controlled are less likely to seek out muscular, rugged men.
Whereas, they say, ovulating women not on the pill "exhibit a preference for more masculine features, are particularly attracted to men showing dominance and male-male competitiveness and prefer partners who are genetically dissimilar to themselves."
Women on the pill tend to pick more effeminate men who look like themselves. This could lead to problems conceiving, according to the study conducted at the University of Sheffield.
"There is evidence that genetic similarity between couples might be linked with infertility," said the study, published in the Trends in Ecology and Evolution medical journal.
The birth control pill could also throw a spanner in the works of the laws of natural attraction as it prevents women giving off monthly fertility signals believed to be subtly alluring to men.
"Ovulation is associated with a profound shift in some female physical characteristics, behaviors and perceptions related to male attraction," the report said.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
My crazy ass dream!
I was standing inside my apartment, (it was the apartment I lived in when I lived with my dad in park city.) I was looking outside the porch sliding glass door. It was snowing outside, (i had turned the ac on before I went to bed, god knows why, and I think the cold in my room is the reason it was snowing and cold in my dream.) I went outside and got on my bike. As soon as I did I remembered dreaming about this before. Riding my bike near these apartments in the snow. I decided to ride my bike down the road towards the exit of the apartments. As I aproached the exiting street I remembered being attacked here in my previous dream. By something that was as big as a lion. I hesitated and my friend behind me asked me why I didn't go forward, (my friend had not been there a moment before, nor do i know who he is lol) So i told him how last time I was attacked here for trying to leave. He was horrified and told me I should hunt it down and kill it for attacking me. So I informed him of how big it was. He promptly ran inside.
I turned my bike around and began riding down to the trail that ran alongside the ditch by the apartments. At the entrance to the trail was a pack of white wolves. I remembered seeing one there when i was younger and realized that this must be the family of that wolf, they welcomed me and licked my hand rubbed up against me. I decided that since they were my kin they would help me with the big thing that attacked me before. So i asked them to follow me and they did. I rode my bike to the exit again and the wolves ran along side me. When we got to the place where i was attacked there was a loud wooshing sound. And something huge flew out the bushes and up in the air. It sprayed snow everywhere and I had to wipe off my face. When I looked up there was a huge bird in the sky. But it didn't look like a bird exactly. It's wings were rounded and then came to tip at it's long tail. Like a manta ray almost. The thought "Thunderbird" rang loudly through my mind. Me and the wolves watched quietly as it flew away over the mountain.
The wolves began to growl deep in their chests and I looked to where they were looking. A large animal was walking towards me. It was big and looked like a lion, but it had the head of an owl like bird. And huge feathery wings at it's side. When it got close it kneeled before me showing submission, and the wolves stopped growling. I was scared because I knew this was what had attacked me. It spoke to me and told me I had seen a Thunderbird, and that it was a privledge to see them. Then it told me I needed to become the spirit of truth again. I didn't say anything because i was so cold. Then I realized i was naked on my bike. And I was freezing!
Then i woke up naked in my room with the ac blowing cold air on me. It was very cold.
I turned my bike around and began riding down to the trail that ran alongside the ditch by the apartments. At the entrance to the trail was a pack of white wolves. I remembered seeing one there when i was younger and realized that this must be the family of that wolf, they welcomed me and licked my hand rubbed up against me. I decided that since they were my kin they would help me with the big thing that attacked me before. So i asked them to follow me and they did. I rode my bike to the exit again and the wolves ran along side me. When we got to the place where i was attacked there was a loud wooshing sound. And something huge flew out the bushes and up in the air. It sprayed snow everywhere and I had to wipe off my face. When I looked up there was a huge bird in the sky. But it didn't look like a bird exactly. It's wings were rounded and then came to tip at it's long tail. Like a manta ray almost. The thought "Thunderbird" rang loudly through my mind. Me and the wolves watched quietly as it flew away over the mountain.
The wolves began to growl deep in their chests and I looked to where they were looking. A large animal was walking towards me. It was big and looked like a lion, but it had the head of an owl like bird. And huge feathery wings at it's side. When it got close it kneeled before me showing submission, and the wolves stopped growling. I was scared because I knew this was what had attacked me. It spoke to me and told me I had seen a Thunderbird, and that it was a privledge to see them. Then it told me I needed to become the spirit of truth again. I didn't say anything because i was so cold. Then I realized i was naked on my bike. And I was freezing!
Then i woke up naked in my room with the ac blowing cold air on me. It was very cold.
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