Mmm eggs

Mmm eggs, I love eggs. I'm going to write an impromptu ode to eggs

*clears throat*

Oh eggs how I love you in so many ways
I love you scrambled with ham and cheese
or fried with salt and pepper
I love the way you feel on the tip of my tongue
and the way I feel when you go down
I love how you can be a breakfast, lunch or dinner
or even an hor devour (that's deviled eggs)
I love to cover you with ketchup
or sometimes even salsa, or cheese
Oh eggs how I love you in so many ways.

Thank you. If I've made you shed a tear I know that my lifes work has been accomplished. If only everyone could feel the way that i do about eggs.. the world would be a better place.. I know it in my heart.

Seth