It has been a long time since my last post. And today I am working the night shift alone, and I am very very bored. And I have enough energy to fill an elephant. So I thought I would post something. But I am not sure what this post is about. So let's explore that for a minute.

This post derived from my having too much energy to contain. And I was very very bored. So this post is about an expression of energy, while having the time and energy to write such a post. So in line with the subject of this post let's continue.

I am answering the phone right now, this moment. I just had a very nice conversation with a girl named stephanie. It amazes me how many girls go gaga when i talk to them on the phone. They melt like hot butter. She told me about her part time job, and how old she is, and where she lives, and how often she works, and that she is recently single and her favorite color is green, with out me asking anything.

Now I just got swarmed by ukrainians. They are funny people, i like them alot. And there are some that are gorgeous. But the one's I like are the ones that are very simple. they don't dress like girls in america that look like them would. They dress simple and plain, and that somehow makes them stand out to me as more beautiful. I'm having a conversation with a ukrainian right now while i type this, and we are making hand signals to try and decern what the other is saying. The funny thing is we are both also talking in our own languages even though neither of us understands eachother. And we are both talking louder and slower. It's fun, like an adventure in communication. The funny part is I am picking up words and their meaning through the conversation. I think I have a good ear for accents and words. The ukrainians that speak english are telling me I have a perfect accent. Maybe they tell everyone that?

One time I became afraid that someone was going to throw hot speghetti at me through the internet, and I feared it would burn me.

Some things are universal. this ukrainian girl is upset with her husband because the converter they have is not working. he is trying to fix the problem and she is getting more upset with him because he's ignoring her anger and trying to fix the problem. So she walked away and he started shruging at me and shaking his head. And we both looked at eachother with this knowing look.. that look? "Fucking women." It was awesome. it's nice to know that women can annoy the hell out of men no matter where or what race you are. And that men can mess things up and not react right to a woman as well. Ha ha.

Oh god it's only been ten minutes since I started writing... i have too much energy!!!

Every time I sit in a bathroom stall I picture in my head punching through the door. And when i sit in a bathroom, i picture balancing a sword on my fingure tips and then thrust it through the door. And when i stand at a urinal I picture breaking the tile's with my head.

I purposefully physically try and put myself in a submissive state, to seem less threatening. I sit lower or slouch so i'm sitting lower or I look at the ground.

Today in a dream someone told me they were coming for me. I wanted to know when. They said soon.

I wonder if vagina's can smoke, I was told today that assholes can drink.

If I had a girlfriend, the tie would be on the bedroom door tonight, and someone would be making noises like a rabbit, i can't promise it wouldn't be me.

what I wrote right above this line made me laugh very hard, picturing me making rabbit noises whilst the sex was a happening.

I'm still laughing

One time a girl asked me if blue balls actually hurts, upon answering a deffinately yes, she then asked why do guys masturbate then. I didn't understand the question. She then clarified. "Why do guys masturbate if they just keep giving themselves blue balls, if it hurts why do you do it?" I laughed for a half hour straight. Silly girls.

Omg I'm laughing again about the rabbit noises.

I'm dying for a smoke....

I can feel the craving coming, it's overwhelming me!!!

okay it passed, but I am thirsty

God I'm thirsty. I really really need a sugary carbonated drink

I really want a diet coke, scratch that, I was a nice burning regular coke

Something that burns on the way down and sticks like syrup. I want something completely unhealthy right now. I want a nice big burger straight from the grill, still dripping with juices boiling from the heat of the flame. I want a coke in a clear glass with ice, and condensation on the outside. And I want to drink it from a straw. Scratch that, I do want it to be a diet coke. But I don't want to run out.

That's one of my fantasy's in life, having an unending supply of soda. To never run out, no matter how much I drink I don't run out. Oh god that sounds awesome!! And it doesn't have to be soda, but some drink with sugar, that never ever runs out, I can drink it forever!!!

I'm thinking about salivating at that thought but that would be too much like Homer.

How funny that america has taken a name so great as Homer, a name known to the world! And devolved it into a rambling bafoon of a man. Blah!!!

I'm going to write a bible that has Seth kill Kane, i'm tired of being portrayed as the pussy third son of adam. "My name is Seth of Adam and Eve. You killed my brother, prepare to die!"

I really need a massage, or however you spell that. God I don't remember ever getting a real one. And my muscles are sore as hell. Oh god!!! Getting a massage while drinking my endless amount of diet coke!!! I think i might salivate after all!

And while getting my massage and drinking my endless diet coke, i will be making rabbit noises!!

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!